Inglis Reveals Body Still Hasn’t Recovered From Dementor’s Kiss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Greg Inglis, one of rugby league's most decorated players, has announced his immediate retirement from the game after a string of injuries and...
Nan Demands Answers About Inglis
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A local Betoota grandmother and staunch Maroons fan, Lorraine Barkley (82) has hit the phones today after hearing some heartbreaking news on the...
Victorian Friend Somehow Atop Of NRL Tipping Comp
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A group of local NRL enthusiasts have been left dumbfounded today after their mate from Melbourne fluked his way to the top of...
Choc’s Anti-Vax Comments Somehow Not The Most Worrying Opinion To Come Out Of An Ex-NRL Player This Week
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Former Brisbane Broncos and St George playmaker Anthony Mundine has somehow hid under the radar this week, despite his controversial comments urging people...
Super Rugby Crowd Numbers Believed To Be At All Time Low Because All Their Fans Are In Hell
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A recent report by the AIS has found that the main reason that Super Rugby is struggling is not because of the fact...
Izzy Very Lucky It’s A World Cup Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It has been confirmed this morning that Rugby Union star Israel Folau is very lucky it's a World Cup year.
This confirmation comes...
Fox Sports Hire 1000 New Journos To Cover Every Single Detail Of Valentine Holmes’ NFL Journey
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Online sports organisation Fox Sorts has today demonstrated how good they are at keeping a finger on the pulse.
With news breaking this...
Nation Somehow Shocked By Campbelltown Boy With Neck Tattoos And Mohawk Using The Rude Finger
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Dusty Martin's top tier sledging of rival footballers has come under scrutiny this week, as fans and commentators say that they expected better...
Vegan Protestor Immediately Joins The Katter Party After Seeing How Fucked Things Are Up North
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One Melbourne-based animal rights advocate has today experienced a life-changing turn-around, after witnessing heartbreaking scenes on a cattle station he had trespassed onto...
AFL Exists In Queensland Again
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In a what comes as a shock to the people of Queensland this weekend, it has been confirmed today that Victorian Football exists...
