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NRL Confirm Broncos Will Feature In Thursday Or Friday Night Game Every Single Week In 2020

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news out of NRL HQ this morning, it has been confirmed that the Brisbane Broncos will feature in either Thursday...

Frydenburg Gets Last-Minute Advice From Roosters Accountant To Get Budget Numbers In Order

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Federal Treasurer and aspiring Coalition Prime Minister Josh Frydenberg has this afternoon gone the extra mile to get the nation's budget ship shape...

Report: Eddie McGuire Actually A Good Authority On Being A Tosser

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Non-AFL states around the country today are wondering how fucking grim things must be in footy commentary for the bloke from Who...

Suburban Footy Club Legend Returns From Injury Looking Fatter Than A Broncos Home Crowd

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former first-grade prop Sean Evans (29) has today decided that his knee is better. After having to sit at home and see Facebook photos...

NRL Player Who Tackles With His Head Fails To See Issue With Concussions

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact James Graham, a Rugby League player whose preferred tackling style is with his head, has today doubled down on his assertions that there...

David Warner Admits He Was On The Sauce For The Whole 2018 South African Test Series

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Following in the footsteps of the esteemed One Nation Party, David Warner has today publicly tried to blame something stupid he did on...

Greg Inglis Cleared Of Drink Driving Charges After It Was Revealed He Was On The Sauce

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Sydney's Greg Inglis will retain the Rabbitohs captaincy and will not be penalised any further by the club after having his 18-month...

After One Boxercise Class This Local Big Fella Now Understands Mundine’s Supreme Confidence

TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact Anthony Mundine’s claims that he can beat anyone in a boxing fight have made sense to a Betoota Grove man this morning...

NRL Investigating High Profile Player Who Allegedly Hasn’t Been Taking It One Game At A Time

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact For the NRL executives who thought the scandals were over for another year, this morning has come as a rude shock. The Betoota Advocate can...

Captive Rugby Nation Set To Host World Cup In 6 Months Not Worth Investing In, Says SANZAAR

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SANZAAR (South Africa, New Zealand, Australia and Argentina Rugby) - the body which operates Super Rugby and The Rugby Championship - has reportedly decided...

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