NRL Shouts Players Free Piss And Topless Waitresses To Celebrate Two Weeks Without A Scandal
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"Consider our epidemic of off-field incidents resolved" shouted NRL CEO Todd Greenberg as he loosened his tie and gave a fist pump to...
Egg Boy Pops Over To Watch The Sunday Arvo Footy With His Elderly Neighbour
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The nation's newest hero has continued being an all round good bloke this afternoon by popping over to watch the Sunday arvo footy...
Wallabies Bring Back Baggy Cotton Jerseys In Desperate Effort To Recreate 1990s Winning Culture
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Rugby Australia (RA) has today announced a drastic new measure that it hopes will win the country a Bledisloe
With the Japan World Cup...
Every Single NRL Player To Be Cleared Of All Criminal Charges Tonight At 7:50PM AESDT
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Fans, players and club administrators say they've been more excited to see the end of an off-season, as the Brisbane Broncos and the...
Anti-Vaxxer Movement Moves Quickly To Distance Itself From The NRL
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The controversial lobby group for 'awakened' and 'transparent' dissidents of the nation's gestapo-like vaccination programs have today released a statement in which...
Gus Gould Begs The Football Gods To Smile Favourably Upon His Panthers Tonight
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Penrith Panthers and NRL icon Phil 'Gus' Gould has confirmed that he's sent some requests upstairs this morning.
Speaking exclusively with The Advocate, Gus explained...
‘Ah It All Makes Sense’ Says Long Suffering Wallabies Fan After Match Fixing Allegations
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One of the few remaining Wallabies fan's in the country has explained to The Advocate that everything is beginning to add up now.
The...
3rd Grade Veteran Basically Just Asking Physio To Mummify Him Now
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The leading economic drain on the Betoota Mutts has confirmed this week that he is now pretty much just asking the club physiotherapist...
AFL Offices In Melbourne Breaks The Official World Record For Largest Ever Rug
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Several officials from the Guinness World Records have arrived in Melbourne today to inspect what many believe to be the world's largest rug.
Following...
Penrith Panthers Release Official Statement Regarding Tyrone May: “For Fuck’s Sake”
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Walkley-award-winning rugby league oracle Danny Weidler has today announced he's actually starting to feel bad for the fans, after the NRL manages to...
