“Fuck It, Everyone Put On Your Boots. Round One Starts This Weekend.”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the NRL continues to descended into pure and utter chaos, CEO Todd Greenberg has made the executive decision to push forward the...
Gus Asks Todd Greenberg To Show Him How To Delete These Videos From The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Phil 'Gus' Gould has asked the CEO of the NRL for a bit of a hand this afternoon.
The General Manager of the...
Turnbull Sends Thank You Card To The Roosters For Helping Him Refine His Hospital Pass Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After successfully evading the wrath of two Royal Commissions, the mass resignations of female Liberal MPs and record-breaking dip in approval ratings, former...
AFLX To Introduce Tables, Ladders, Chairs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The constantly roasted AFLX competition, which takes place tonight in the Victorian capital, has today announced the introduction of tables, ladders and chairs...
Parramatta Fans Relishing Team’s Recent Mid Table Form
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As another weekend ticks over, long-suffering Parramatta Eels fans have something to celebrate this Monday.
After another lossless week, fans of the once...
Addidas Develop New NRL Style Footy Boot Featuring Ankle Bracelet Compatibility
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Moving with the times, popular sports brand Adidas have today announced the release of a new range of football boots.
The second largest...
News Corp Editor Sacked After Soccer Somehow Finds It’s Way Onto Back Page
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Sports Editor at one of Murdoch's esteemed Australian publication's has been told to find work elsewhere today.
The man in charge of the...
Bloke Who Reckons He Has A Bit Of Go About Him Dislocates Shoulder In Touch Game
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local man who has spent the majority of his adult life talking up his sporting ability, has today had the wind knocked...
4th Graders Urged To Get Down To Training Before Coach Selects Himself As Full Back For Trial
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The fourth-grade battlers down at the Betoota Dolphins have been warned on the club's Facebook group today to get down to training next...
Report: 3rd Grade Coach Actually Not Joking About Pre Season Training Starting Before Christmas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Much to the amusement of many at the Betoota Dolphins club, it has been confirmed today that the Reserve Grade coach wasn't actually...
