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Nation Appoints Warnie As New Chairman Of Selectors

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Cricket Australia, the country's greatest ever bowler has just been appointed as the Chairman of Selectors. The sensational...

Cricket Australia Waiting To See How We Go In Perth Before They Decide If We Can Sledge Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The body governing the game of cricket in Australia has confirmed today that it's not at panic stations just yet. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this...

Desperate Nation Looks To Mike Hussey Knowing He’s The Only Man Capable Of Saving Us Now

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the current situation in Adelaide worsens, Australians from all walks of life are looking to retired Test great...

Nation Has Already Forgotten All Those Other Headlines About Ussie Earlier In The Week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite only managing to wrangle a gritty 28, the fact that Usman Khawaja managed to send Virat Kohli back to the sheds...

David Leyonhjelm Wishes The ‘Young Brown Men’ Luck In The Cricket Today

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Indian Cricket Team have received some encouraging words from Liberal Democrat Senator David Leyonhjelm this morning. The libertarian senator from NSW issued a...

Two Men Accused Of Brisbane Siege Released On Bail Under Strict Conditions

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the river city of Brisbane, the names of the two men at the centre of yesterday afternoon's...

Rabbitohs Players Confused After Darius Boyd Turns Up At Training Unannounced

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Darius Boyd has caused even more confusion at the South Sydney Rabbitohs organisation today. After the resolution of an extremely poorly managed and confusing...

‘This Is Sad’ Says Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The country has let out a collective sigh of exasperation this evening, as it prepares for the boxing match that was apparently...

Michael Clarke Demonstrates That He Means Business And Asks Hairdresser To Frost The Tips

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Michael Clarke-Gerard Whateley feud has escalated this afternoon, with the former Australian Captain firing off a stern warning. Clarke sent Whateley the strongest...

Rugby Australia Hunting Coach Who’ll Fix Every Systemic Problem Within Their Organisation – In 11 Months

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's peak rugby union body has announced this morning that they're on the lookout for a coach who...

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