Scott Morrison Attempts To Patch Things Up With Julia Banks With A Thoughtful Gift
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today done his part to make sure there is no bad blood between himself and departing Liberal...
Hooper Wondering If He Should Tell Cheika That He Caught Pocock Reading After Lights Out
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Australian rugby captain Michael 'Micky The Bull' Hooper is today grappling with the toughest decision of them all.
That is, whether or not...
Sydney Dust Storm Caused By Parramatta Eels Opening Trophy Cabinet To Remove Portrait Of Hayne
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The Parramatta Eels are facing the wrath of Sydneysiders today after being revealed as the cause of the dust storm sweeping over the city...
NRL Fan To Focus On Other Conspiracy Theories During Off-Season
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National Rugby League follower and lifelong Canberra Raiders supporter Justin Gillespie (28) stated he will be taking a break from discussing NRL during...
Trade Talk: Jarryd Hayne To Announce New Twenty Year Contract With Silverwater
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Notorious code-hopping and nation-hopping Australian athlete Jarryd Hayne has today announced his newest career move.
It's one that no one saw coming, except for...
Pro Footy Player Heroically Cuts Bali Trip Short To Join Pre Season Training A Week Early
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An 'older' elite athlete has been heaped with praise today, after deciding to return to pre-season early.
Like many other older professional footballers from...
Usually Apathetic Pop Pipes Up After Hearing Cricketer Has Been Playing Silly Buggers Again
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After hearing the news on an iPad he for some reason owns, usually apathetic grandpa John Virgona (82) has pipped up after he’s...
Usain Bolt Discreetly Leaves Central Coast After A Scrap With Some Bikies At The Sunken Monkey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the Central Coast, it can be officially confirmed that the Usain Bolt Experiment is over.
It has been...
Darryl Braithwaite Now Just Living Off Spring Carnival
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It can be confirmed today that the nostalgic and iconic singer Darryl Braithwaite no longer needs to play more than one or two...
Nation That Wanted Cricketers Publicly Hanged Months Ago Now Calls For A Pardon
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Thanks to some strong words from ex-cricketers and review into the culture of Australian cricket, sentiment across the nation is starting to swing...
