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LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA copyright lawsuit might be in the works as it has been suspected that a Betoota Heights electrician probably didn’t seek permission to incorporate South Sydney Rabbitohs iconography into his company logo.Although Peter Watts (45) of Watts Brothers Electrical lives a 20 and a half hour drive from the Rabbitohs heartland, he still supports the bunnies as they...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man Dylan Cheshire(31), has found himself in the awkward position of not knowing whether his little cousin he got for kris-kringle is the Lego kind of teenager or the Hard Solo kind of teenager. Dylan, has happened to find himself in the middle of two trends that have made gift buying for his gen-Z cousin a complete headache. On...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a strategic move to profit off  the government's recent announcement of a nationwide vape ban, the country's enterprising drug dealers have decided to embrace the spirit of entrepreneurship by introducing irresistible bonus vape deals for their valued clientele. This genius new marketing ploy has left authorities scratching their heads, unsure whether to applaud the great business move or...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man filled with delusion and a desire to seem cultured has defended his refusal to put on sunscreen by claiming that his grandmother was from Sicily so he isn't affected by sunburn. Mitchell Ingleworth (26) has today reaffirmed his proud Sicilian heritage after telling his mate that he doesn't get sunburnt because that's only for White people. "Yep,...

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTIf you’re anything like I used to be before I was obscenely rich and good with money, your impulse purchasing habits are wildly out of control. Am I right? Don’t answer that because it doesn’t matter. As a rich person, what I think is right and wrong is more important than someone like yourself who...

MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | ContactThe phenomena known as Hemmesapalooza keeps on rolling after the Merivale mogul opened his latest venue this past week.In a surprise to many, J-Hemmes has expanded beyond areas infested with winterface puffers and Birkenstock-nepo-babies, acquiring the Tambar Springs Mobil service station located 70km south of Gunnedah. In a somewhat cryptic statement issued by the establishment’s previous owner, it appears...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTThe likes are flowing on some gratuitous social media this evening, as a local couple proudly announce their engagement on Facebook.The Advocate understands that after two and half years of dating, local couple Shaun and Sharlee Hammersmith have decided to tell the world they’re committed to shagging each other for at least the next 10 years,...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith an early start, grey sky and an inevitable delayed train, the morning commute has at least been improved by a local politician in $500 RMs trying to have a chat with you.Possibly not even one step above street pests, local and state politicians are known for camping out at train stations, positioning themselves and their volunteers at...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA suburban family is celebrating an exciting milestone today, as they honour the mortar and pestle that has kept their keys safe for over a decade.Sitting adjacent to a shallow wicker basket filled with pens, paperclips and a stack of pizza vouchers and water bills, a 5kg Jamie Oliver mortar and pestle has sat dormant on...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter real estate agent claims he was unfairly dismissed within 24 hours of attending his work Christmas party, for refusing to partake in extra curricular activities with his workmates, it’s reported. Stewart Gaines Moore, 25, tells our reporter that he received an email Saturday morning calling for him to immediately pack up his things, as his poor...