Christian Youth Leader Rocks The Creepy Chin Strap
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A bloke you kind of knew in high school, and haven't had much to do with since, has grown an edgy chin strap...
Betoota Hot Springs opens to fanfare despite comparisons to Mekong River
30 April, 2015. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE BETOOTA HOT Springs opened to local fanfare and stern warnings from health authorities this afternoon.
Mayor...
Local Bloke To Commemorate 100 Years Of ANZAC By Drinking For 24 Hours Straight
24 April, 2015. 11:35
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100 YEARS AGO, thousands of young Australian soldiers were approaching the shores of Gallipoli, nervously awaiting what...
Aussie Kickstarter Project Offers To Bury Incriminating Evidence In The Desert
Disclaimer: This is NOT satire
A GRASSROOTS AUSTRALIAN NEWS and media production company have today unveiled a controversial crowd-funding campaign to raise money for the production of...
Hospitality staff beg heartbroken co-worker to stop playing “The Smiths” on cafe sound system
8 April, 2015. 15:01
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE STAFF OF a North Betoota café are beginning to grow weary of one barista's music...
Kid’s unmoderated consumption of chocolate makes up for having to go to church
3 April, 2015. 13:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Eight year-old local boy, Jake Williment says the concept of Easter is very bizarre for people...
Murdoch offers Betoota Advocate big bucks to join Australian News Corp stable
Today, after a series of unpublicised negotiations, News Corp Australia and Betoota News Pty Ltd are happy to announce a history-making partnership that will benefit...
Local politicians embroiled in secret “Outback Fight Club”
25 March, 2015. 12:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A tight-knit community in Outback Queensland is in shock today after revelations that suggest several high-profile...
Farmer’s Mates Nickname Him ‘Tim The Hairdresser’ After His Wife Wins Council Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
WALTER "WALT" MALLHOUSE'S life was perfect in every way.
He was one of the most respected members of his community and...
Pub Patron Makes Up For Lack Of Emotional Depth By Punching The Fuck Out Of Someone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
"I'm not the girlfriend type," says a half-drunk Eddie.
The north-Betoota man sips from his schooner of XXXX Bitter and...
