Confused Boomer Attempts To Move Against The Flow Of Passengers Disembarking Plane
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A gibbering old fuck was seen attempting to move against the flow of disembarking passengers today shortly after the...
Parent Films School Play Someone Will Eventually Be Held Captive With
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Eleanor Mitchell (42) felt very proud as she watched her daughter perform in a school play which she filmed in its entirety and...
Account Exec Feeling Threatened After Intern Forms Bond With Her Work BFF
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Local girl Jasmine Richards has just seen Cayley Stephens go down for a coffee with the intern. Which is weird, because usually...
Huge Sigh Of Relief After Driver Successfully Executes Reverse Park In Front Of Cafe
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Local woman Ava Morrison has just successfully executed a reverse park of medium difficulty outside a busy French Quarter café.
Reports from the café...
Recent Divorcee’s Own Divorce Jokes Are Starting To Get A Bit Awkward Now
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“Who wants these Book of Mormon tickets? I bought them for Ben and I, but then he cheated on me so I have...
Drunk Mate Entering Mute Phase
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Emily Smales has just offered her last piece of incoherent speech to her drunken girls chat at a Betoota pub this evening.
It’s been...
Tom Tilley Accidentally Rocks Up To Work In A Client Liaison T-Shirt On #ausmusictshirtday
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"Oh fuck, whoops," he said.
"Should I go home and change?"
Tom Tilley said he's 'embarrassed' and 'saddened' after he accidentally deciding to wear a...
Girl Feeling Cheated After Jury Duty Turns Out To Be For Some Lame White-Collar Shit
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Kate Swan may be the only person ever to get excited about being called up for jury duty.
In bucking the Australian trend, she...
Queen Street Cowboy Orders Rain Gauge Online After Getting A Couple Mills On Apartment Balcony
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Feeling isolated from the small rural property he has spent a few months in total on since he started high school, Ben Hogan...
ScoMo Vomits After Trying Traditional Tradie-Bloke Breakfast Of Choccie Milk And A Dart
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This morning in Singapore, the Prime Minister took his PR rebrand to the next level by taking to social media to enjoy a...
