Agent Punished For Giving Bond Back To Tenant Despite Evidence Living Room Had Been Lived In
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A French Quarter leasing agent told The Advocate this afternoon that he's being reprimanded for releasing a bond in...
Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again
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"Does God have a plan for me?" she asked.
"Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking Willmott...
Office Intellect Leaves Book On Desk In Hopes Of You Noticing It
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Ned Oakburn has today picked up his copy of George Orwell’s 1984 and sat it strategically atop his desk for everyone in the...
Surf School’s Final Lesson Teaches Students How To Fight A Local After Repeatedly Dropping In On Them
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"If you can, try and grab a handful of hair. That way you can free up your other hand to punch the bloke...
Council To Trial ‘Yuppie Cull’ In Bid To Save Fledgling Local Tourist Attraction
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The thousands of young professionals that have recently moved into our town's French Quarter have been put on notice...
Local Dad Eats Entire Apple Core As If It’s Wartime
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What started as a normal day about the town now has a slight air of the obscure as local dad Wesley Moss (62)...
Protected: Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence
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A 48-year-old law student from Betoota Grove was left shouting at his computer today.
The empty nester who saw his...
Substitute Teacher Gifts Ethnic Student Nickname For Life During Botched Roll Call
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Substitute teacher Mr Ticehurst became another failing of the education system this week, gifting year 9 student Marek Majchrowski with a nickname for...
Anti-Horse Racing Activist Waits Until Coast Is Clear Before Making Move On Canapés In Office
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Georgia Ainsley finally found the right time to strike at the office spread a short time ago.
The #FuckTheCup and #NupToTheCup activist has been...
Confused Boomers Clutch To Printed-Out Itinerary Hoping It Will Reveal How To Check-In
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"What the fuck is a self-serve check-in kiosk?" she said.
Graeme Chambers grimaced and thought about throwing his bag down...
