HR Forced To Step In After Numerous Complaints About The State Of Colleague’s Desktop
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It's been a real case of the Mondays for some local Human Resources staff members today, being forced to tackle an internal complaint...
Man Emerges From Racetrack Portaloo A Hero After Beating Personal Best Piss Flap Drop Count
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Betoota Gold Cup was the scene of many dramatic victories and losses this weekend - but none more...
Golf Cart Undermines Any Benefits Of Actually Playing Golf
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
‘Proud gold wife’ mug recipient Lorna Davies (65) was happy to hear her husband was spending more time outdoors, until earlier this week...
“Kids Have Ridiculous Names These Days,” Says Bruce
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As a slow news week draws to the end, publishers everywhere scramble to engage their online audience with a story about the weird...
Vape Smoker Treats Himself To An Analog Durrie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Korin Petersen is the type of young go-getter that grabs the bull's horns with both hands, slides his legs around its neck and...
Boomer Who Supported Joining The US In 4 Pointless Wars Condemns Americanisation Of Halloween
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Albert Jensen has had just about enough of the Halloween rubbish this week.
The 65-year-old retired accountant from Betoota Grove hit out at the growing...
Gen X Graphic Designer Renovates Terrace House Car Port For His Prized Saab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Gillion Andersen has finally shaken his builder's hand today and put the cherry on top of his new reno.
The 52-year-old father of 2 smiled...
Local Nurse Sleeps Easy Knowing She’s Paid More Tax Than Qantas And News Corp This Year
INGRID DOULTON | Health | Contact
A deep sense of pride washed over Nicole Grayling last night as she finally got into bed after a double...
Man Heroically Pays For Lunch By Saying He Needs The Points
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has wowed some half cut mates today over a long lunch.
The 28-year-old commercial leasing agent from...
Couple Plan European Destination Wedding Under The Impression People Have Time And Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The family whispers were true.
As Lucy Wilmott opened her mail this morning, the heavy thick letter at the bottom of the pile confirmed...
