Suburb’s Gentrification Process Now Complete With The Arrival Of Dogs Wearing Raincoats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our desert community is mourning the loss of another suburb to the horrors of gentrification this morning after a...
Confused Boomer Having Trouble With Flip Phone Seeks Help From Equally As Confused Gen Z
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Fuck!" he shouted.
"Nathan! Get in here!"
A local 13-year-old felt his stomach drop.
Had his father finally cottoned on to the fact...
Local Apprentice Shocks Friends And Opts Against Spending 80% Of His Wage On A New Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Those who know Kayden Gardiner, were over the moon when the young man landed himself a carpentry apprenticeship this month.
They were all happy...
Local Woman Graces Newsfeed With What Looks Like Her Scariest Halloween Costume Yet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Sasha Hillyard has given her followers on social media a fright this afternoon.
The 28-year-old school teacher from the Betoota's Heights District did so...
Franking Credits Debate Now Distant Memory As Boomers Channel Rage Into Aussies Celebrating Halloween
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
If you had asked Beryl and Phil Bloomfield a few months ago about franking credits scrapped, it would have sent them into a...
Local Mum Already Beginning To Stress Over Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"It's just that your fucking aunt and uncle eat so much, I don't know how much to cook," she...
Coworker’s New Tattoo Has Really Lame Back Story
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A local cleanskin has today found himself having to lie to his tattooed co-worker after the co-worker shoved...
Year 12 Student First Person In Family To Experience Stress
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
“You guys just don’t fucking understand!”
“I have got 3 exams in one week!”
“There’s no way I can study...
Live Music Enthusiast Puts Concert Highlights On Instagram Story For Her Less Cool Followers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Last night at the Betoota Bowery Ballroom, a local live music enthusiast stood in awe as Taxiride played a...
Man Not Willing To Engage In Fistfight With Complete Stranger In Public Labeled A Dropnuts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man is facing stinging criticism today after his attempts at trying to resolve conflict at a local train station yesterday.
The 33-year-old...
