Man Goes Back To Buying Vegetable Oil Instead Of Fancy Olive Variety After Girlfriend Leaves Him
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As the gentle guitar strums in the intro to Tom Petty's 1991 classic, Learning to Fly, guide Glenn Jordan down...
World First As Man Successfully Nods Off Reading Matthew Reilly’s ‘Scarecrow’
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The literary world has been rocked by news that a young local man has successfully fallen asleep while resting...
Here’s Some Pics Of Megan’s Baby Bump To Take Your Mind Off The Children Dying On Nauru
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Woah! Look out Australia!
Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, is pregnant and the entire world is collectively chuffed for...
Blockchain Technology Set To Be Replaced By Something That Makes Sense To People
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"But it's so transparent and free," he said.
There was a pause.
It was late and Michael Rust, a Betoota Grove...
New Teacher Still Under Impression Spending Own Money On Classroom Supplies Can Be Deducted From Tax
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Drowning in debt, going bald from stress but glad to finally have a job in the industry, a bright-eyed...
Bachelor Annoyed He Still Hasn’t Made Love To His Burnt Slow Jams Mix CD From 2002
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As a 12-year-old boy, Stephen Doohan burnt himself a slow jams mix for the express purpose of charming an...
Coal Lobbyist Legitimately Wonders If Coalition MP He’s Buying Lunch For Has Brain Damage
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Working on behalf of a number of local coal miners and power companies, it goes without saying that Sam...
Fox Screaming In The Night Enough To Rattle Visiting City Boy To His Very Core
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In town for the Betoota Gold Cup at the weekend, homely Brisbanese man Dennis Spears was woken in the...
Mums Rings To Inform Child That Prince Harry Is Here With His New Wife And That’s Exciting
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It is probably the most exciting thing to happen to Betoota Grove mother-of-four, Wendy Spock, this calendar year.
Save for...
Serial Schooner Killers Keen To Add To Their Tally Of Victims This Afternoon
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It's a glorious afternoon in our great south-west and two of the town's most polite and happy-go-lucky youngsters are keen to murder a...
