Catch Up With Less Successful Friend Puts Local Woman’s Anxieties At Ease
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After a particularly heavy week of work after a particularly heavy weekend last week, a local city worker has made time to catch...
“I Could Do This” Says Local Man Forced To See Blue Poles While Visiting Canberra
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In a futile attempt to win some brownie points, a local diesel fitter opted to leave his Baxters at...
Nation Demands Public Apology From Nick Cummins For Not Entering Into Arranged Relationship
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Television love-rat Nick Cummins arrived back home in Australia this morning where he was met with nationwide condemnation for...
Cricket Fan Clearly Punching Above Weight Happy To Watch Reality TV Instead Of Day 5 Tonight
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He's paying for the premium 4K Foxtel package that comes with their new dedicated cricket channel because he loves...
Melbourne Cup Craft Beer Hangover Eclipses Historic Record Set By Sparkling White
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Sam Nakado, a corporate lawyer at Minter Clayton Poon Factory's Old City District offices, by his own admission, painted the town red yesterday.
"Things...
Man Unable To Read Room Drops Second C-Bomb After First One Somehow Failed To Go Off
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"I was simply retelling a story verbatim," he said.
"I'm not the Daily Telegraph, I'm not going to exaggerate and...
Fancy Regional Mum Uses Proper Table Manners At Italian Restaurant
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A polite local mother has shown off her more cultured side this week at a dinner with friends.
Enjoying some Italian cuisine and a nice...
“Intermittent Fasting Will Counteract Weekend Of Treating My Body Like Garbage Dump”
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For the past 48 hours, Brittany Seldom has been stuffing her face like it was her last weekend...
Breaking: There Is A Dog In The School!
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Central Betoota residents are advised to be on high alert for fun times as a dog has been spotted running through the quadrangle...
Packs Of Awkward Teenagers Lurking Outside Cinema Suggests It’s School Holidays
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Reports of packs of skinny, lanky and badly dressed teenagers lurking around Betoota’s entertainment precinct have had phones...
