Unescorted Mother Comes Back From The Shops With Coronas Again
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It's often screamed from the rooftops around the world - Corona is the beer from where you'd rather be.
However,...
Banking Royal Commission Set To Shoulder Blame For Causing Impending Property Crash
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The Royal Commission into Misconduct in the Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry is set to take the blame...
Irate Heavily-Modified Car Lashes Out At Government Decision To Scrap Tampon Tax
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A local hotrod has taken to social media this morning to criticise the plan by every state treasurer to scrap the GST on...
Man Farewells Any Remnants Of Youth He Had Left By Visiting Madame Tussauds During Overseas Trip
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Though he's only 31, a local man has bid farewell to his youth and all the things that go...
Atheists Eat Humble Pie As God’s Answers Scott Morrison’s Prayers For Rain
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A group of local atheists have thrown their hats in the dirt and eaten humble pie today after the...
It All Makes Sense After Bowtie-Wearing Classmate Reveals Himself To Be Christian
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The mystery surrounding a local business student's choice to wear a bowtie to class has been solved after the...
“Look At All These Collingwood Bandwagoners” Says Australian Lakers Fan
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Inner-Melbourne native Carl Tonello (38) is unhappy with all the Collingwood Magpies bandwagon supporters who 'tarnish the game he...
Mate’s New Relationship Comes With A Sock
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Eyebrows were raised today as Dennis Procter turned up to his mate's grand final barbecue with his lovely new...
Anti-Vaxxers More Concerned About Autism Than Recalled Airbag In Car
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Despite warnings that the Takata airbags in their 2009 Honda Odessey could go off at any time and send deadly shrapnel through their...
Office Unisex Toilet Clearly Used Exclusively By Pigs
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A drift of city working pigs have marked their territory in an Old City District office unisex toilet by...
