Big Kahuna Turns On The Charm At Airport Check-In Trying To Jag Himself An Exit Row
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A local happy-go-lucky, correctly proportioned man is on his way to the coast for the long weekend.
But first, he...
Office Sports Guys Walks Around Open Plan Workspace With Ball Of Some Description
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Though his best years are behind him, a once popular solicitor at South Betoota's Minter Piper & Hellmore offices...
Band Of Friends Use Up Entire Footpath Walking Three Abreast Like They’re The Fucking Bee Gees
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Nobody knows where they're going - but they sure as hell look like they do.
It's just after 12 in...
Strawberry Grower Glad Something’s Finally Pushed Finding Needles in Fruit Out Of The News
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"Something equally as pathetic," she laughed.
"Honest to God, they public servants. Get on with the job of serving me,...
Homeowner Moaning About Property Market Dip Somehow Expects Renting Bag-Of-Shit To Care
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A gibbering old sexagenerian and taken time out of his busy morning of doing fuck all to ring his...
Gentle Bondi Boy Lies To Himself And Says That His Roosters Still Have A Chance On Sunday
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Even though his birth certificate says he was born under a boree tree some seven miles from the Betoota City...
Housemate Chalks Sudden Appearance Of More Salt In Kitchen Up To Magic
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There's not much Natalie Smithson won't put salt on.
The 28-year-old's favourite drink is a French Quarter staple - vodka, lime and salt water.
She...
6-Month-Old Pin Discovered In Button Squash After Somebody Actually Buys One
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Police in South Betoota has confirmed that a small needle was discovered inside a yellow button squash today, reigniting...
Shorten Finally Wins Over Youth Voters With Soundcloud Rapper Tatts
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With as little as five months until Australian’s vote in the next federal election, opposition leader Bill Shorten has...
Cold Tins Of Kirks In The Fridge Makes Trip To Nanna’s House Worthwhile
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A trip to nanna’s house became a trip to remember today as grandchild Devan Wheeler (13) discovered ice cold...
