Waitress Backs Herself Without Pen Or Paper
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Patrons of French Quarter cafe The Almond Teet, have been left anxious and confused as waitress Jess Hamilton (26) has begun relying...
Disappointment As Mum Reveals Christmas Is With The Weird Cousins This Year
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
A bubbly Betoota Grove sexagenarian has taken time out of her busy afternoon of smoking cigarillos on the deck and watering the geraniums...
Local 30-Something Viewed Quite Differently By Peers After Learning He Can’t Drive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Day broke by the Lake Betoota Boatramp this morning as three local shift workers reversed their beloved Quintrex into the deep and majestic...
Healthy Option From Work Cafe Once Again Fails To Hit The Spot After Way Too Many Chances
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A investigation has reported that the healthy wrap from the work cafe has failed to hit the spot for the 22nd time.
Wanting...
“Hey, That Looks Pretty Easy” Says Local Deadshit About To Try Fly Fishing For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Yesterday morning around 9, Peter Midas' phone rang and on the other end of the line was Liam Cruikshank.
Liam is a keen fisherman...
Senate Inquiry Concludes Vintage Sunglasses Are In Vogue This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Federal Senate inquiry into the reemergence of vintage sunglasses this spring has all but confirmed that the fashion...
“Don’t Talk To Me About Oppression!”: Charity Mugger Receives Tongue-Lashing From Wallabies Fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An overly-polite and softly-manner door-knocking charity worker has been yelled off a Betoota Grove property this morning after he...
Supermarket Lasagne Slowly Defrosting On Kitchen Bench Says Mum’s Clocked Off For The Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The shoes are off and the Austar IQ is working double time.
Brenda Matthews is 'fucking' done for the day.
Four...
Report: Drinking In Direct Sunlight Found To Increase Alcoholic Beverage Strength By Up To 50%
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's peak scientific body has today confirmed what many believe to be true.
The CSIRO, a chronically-underfunded government money pit,...
Pub Chef Bares His Soul With New Pepper Grinder Tattoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Whether he's burning steaks or shingling cheddar over a chicken parmigiana, it's safe to say Dale Poing's passion lies...
