Photos Of Local Bachelor’s New Tinnie Almost Rivalling Baby Spam In Social Media Feed
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Wayne Lindfield, a local FIFO worker, who is also single, treated himself last payday by purchasing a second hand tinny to facilitate his...
Teenage Goths Revealed To Be Best Authority On Whether Global Warming Is Real
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A new report published by Australia’s peak weather, climate and water agency, the Bureau of Meteorology, has today revealed an unlikely new indicator...
Country Dad Reckons His Home Cooked Breakfast Would Cost $40 Down In Sydney
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A Betoota Cotton Farmer has caused his family to roll their eyes in unison this morning after proudly looking at his breakfast and...
Man Wearing Fox Racing Flat Cap Lies And Says He’s Never Glassed Someone
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An outer Betoota Quarry man, Chayden Bell, has today lied through his teeth today while telling his new girlfriend’s father that he had...
95% Of Population Has A Slight Scoliosis In Need Of 16 More Appointments, Says Chiropractor
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A local Chiropractor has confirmed today that unfortunately almost everyone is suffering from scoliosis.
Scoliosis is a sideways curvature of the spine, and...
Local Tradie’s Mate Obviously Behind Hideous New Logo
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Luke Rathbone has confirmed this afternoon that he is ready to take his business to the next level.
The 29-year-old pest-controller from Betoota...
Boyfriend Uses Up All His Valentines Brownie Points By Going On 48 Hour Bender With Flat Phone
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A local Betoota Ponds man who remembered Valentines Day for the first time in his 4-year relationship has burnt through all of his...
Bloke In Bunnings Ad Not Instilling A Lot Of Confidence In DIY Customer
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Sitting back watching TV from his half-renovated living room, Jez Walker wonders if the teenage rock enthusiast in a Bunnings uniform talking about eaves and...
Bloke Who Crashed On The Couch After House Party Better Fucking Grab A Garbage Bag
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Last night Brittany Minkville and her housemates hosted a party for over 150 people at their 3-bedroom terrace in the French Quarter.
The...
Latest Water Bill Suggests Mum Must Be Growing Cotton Out The Back
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June Daily, and more so her husband Rodney, got a rude shock this afternoon upon opening their latest bill from Betoota Waterways.
“Jesus Christ,...
