Dart Break Ruined As Manager Joins In
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
What was meant to be a heart warming and lung destroying smoko between an inner circle of work colleagues turned to absolute...
Retired Accountant Landlord Says He Should Be Right To Just Fix That Structural Fault Himself
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Earlier this week residents of a French Quarter share house experienced the rare phenomenon of having a maintenance request answered.
It appears the...
Man Invited Into Corporate Box Reckons He Could Get Used To This
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local cheapskate has peaked in life today after being invited into a corporate box at the Betoota Cricket Ground.
He shared the...
Man’s Primary School Sport Achievements Hold Just As Much Value As His Crypto Portfolio
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“Mate, I can swim way faster than you!” Bryan Maison skited to his clearly fitter friend.
“On what planet?” laughed Joel Addington.
“What makes you...
Report: Nothing More Sweaty Than An Ex-Queenslander Visiting Home After Acclimatising Down South
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A recent report looking what the world’s sweatiest thing is has revealed that something in Australia has taken out the prized number one...
Site Manager Throws On These Bad Boys To Let The Subbies Know He’s Done His Time On The Tools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local site manager responsible for overseeing the never-ending construction of Betoota's light rail has today flexed on his subordinates with a sparkling...
Exam Supervisor Pretending Like She’s Got Better Things To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Summer school is coming to an end at South Betoota Polytechnic College which means exams have already started.
For the...
Local Class Traitor Sits In The Back Seat Of The Uber Like It’s A Limo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local bartender has today indicated that he thinks he is far too important to share his personal space with another shift...
Busy Co-Worker Hoping Someone Notices Them Having Lunch At Their Desk
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Lisa Hughes (37) reached dizzying heights of busy today, as the ambiguously titled Office Administrator ate lunch at her desk, something she...
Local Woman Tagging Partner In Relationship Memes Knows Full Well His Mates Can See It Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Oh God, what has she done now?" he said.
The third push notification of the morning appeared on Justin Rawlin's...
