Internet In First World Country Brought To Its Knees By Afternoon Shower
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Productivity has plummeted even further at a firm in the Old City District today thanks to a run of the mill afternoon shower.
Despite the...
Man Throws Group Chat Commitmentphobes Under The Bus By Proposing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local man has caused headaches for all of his friends today.
The late 20-something-man named Ben Thomspon has done so by deciding to...
Agency Suit Awkwardly Laughs At Something He Was 65% Sure Required A Laugh
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Sitting in a meeting at a local marketing agency, Simon Harper, a soulless suit, has just laughed at what he’s pretty sure is...
Boring Man Who Really Isn’t Of Much Interest To Anyone Puts Tape Over Webcam
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Ambiguously titled IT Technician Bevan Blake (33) has protected the privacy of his uninteresting life by sticking a piece of tape over...
“You Need To See The World,” Says Woman Who Spent 3 Weeks Blind Drunk In Europe Ten Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Work colleague Tracey Rhiannon (34) may have overstepped some boundaries this week by telling younger co-workers they “need to see the world”...
Local Tradie Refers To Picturesque Location As “Today’s Office”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local chippy has let his social media followers know that they should be pretty jealous of him today.
Kayden James (23) did so...
Uber Driver Shifting Through Automatic Transmission Like He’s Driving A B-Double Up A Hill
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Pulling up at the lights on Greens Road in Betoota Heights, local Uber driver Bill Stroker clunked his late...
Pathetic Sook Looking Forward To Abusing Airline Staff Who Weigh His Carry-On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Sadly, the bollards are still bolted to the ground at Remienko International Aerodrome after the unpleasantness in Sydney all those years ago.
However, that...
Man Railroaded Into Complimenting Friend’s Weird-Looking Baby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter man has confided in The Advocate today about something that happened to him on the weekend...
City Worker’s Colleagues Getting Quite A Kick Out Of How Scat She Is After Weekend Festival
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"So how was it?" he asked.
"Great, it was really fun."
"How was the music?" he asked.
"Great, it was really fun."
With...
