‘Sorry Last Bit’ Says Mate Visibly Stashing Packet of Chewy Back Away
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A local engineer has been caught out doing his best Sansa Stark impersonation and lying to the world at large today.
The incident occurred...
Plans To Assassinate Girl Talking To Boyfriend Put On Hold After Discovering She Has A Husband
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Cassie Melrose has narrowly escaped a messy death this afternoon after it became clear she had a boyfriend and was not a threat...
Man Trying To Impress Future Father-In-Law Swirls Wine Around Like He Knows What He’s Doing
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A local 27-year-old who only recently stopped buying boxed wine has this evening executed what he thinks is a successful wine swirl while...
Old Fashioned Uber Driver Whips Out the Chewy
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A local rideshare driver has banked the 5-star rating barely 50 metres into a trip today.
Alan Stevens, a retired accountant and local...
Asian Mate Still Haunted By Severe Childhood Bowl-Cut
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A charismatic local bloke from Betoota's Flight Path District has today revealed why he refuses to get any hairstyle other than the blade...
Flash Of Orange Bank Card Fair Indication Someone’s Been Reading Self Help Literature
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A local Yo-Pro in Betoota's Old City District has unintentionally informed one of his colleagues that's he's been doing a bit of reading...
Upper-Middle-Class Woman’s Self-Diagnosed OCD About As Real As Her Self-Diagnosed Gluten Intolerance
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A local woman has today used a serious medical condition as an excuse for her behaviour at a Betoota Grove Italian restaurant.
Brittany Asiento...
Footyhead Bullishly Hitting Joint At House Party Moments Away From Being Spear-Tackled By THC
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Betoota Dolphins centre, Todd Bellamy, is moments away from knowing what it means to green out, it’s been confirmed.
Bellamy, who likes to think...
Inner-City Leftie Vows To Teach Albo A Lesson By Turning Safe Labor Seat Into Marginal Liberals Seat Through Greens Preferences
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In the Inner city Betoota federal division of Mimimi, one local voter has today vowed to use his vote to teach Albanese a lesson...
Sikh Bloke At Work Isn’t Taking Ramadan Too Seriously Judging By His Second Coffee Of The Day
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A colleague at work that adheres to a monotheistic religion that originated in the 15th century, in the Punjab region in the northern...
