Vague Commitment To Go To The Gym This Week Justifies Mid Arvo Servo Snack
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Meandering through Betoota’s peak hour afternoon traffic, Thomas Pooley was left facing quite a conundrum this afternoon.
After a hedonistic weekend where he polluted...
Local Woman Gets Jealous Of Friend’s Upcoming Wedding And Posts Throwback To Her Special Day
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Anita Cruz has shown her worst side today after attempting to steal the thunder of her best friend’s upcoming wedding.
Not one to...
Meet The Young Parents Who Halved Their Family’s Sugar Intake By Learning How To Read
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In breaking news, The Advocate has found a family who’ve managed to halve their sugar intake without spending thousands on a nutritionist or...
Ex-Smoker Experiences Wave Of Nostalgia Walking Past Ventilation Shutters Of Local Pokie Den
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Damien (Damo) Molloy took a deep and considered breath through his nose this morning as he walked past the ventilation shutters of the...
Report: Eccentric Loudmouth Walking Down Plane Aisle Coming Straight For Seat Next To You
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A local atheist has found herself this afternoon praying to god that the man making his way down the aeroplane aisle, isn’t coming...
Neighbour’s Glorious AU Wagon Looks Like It’s Come Straight Off The Set Of Blue Heelers
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A new neighbour's choice in vehicle has immediately nullified his need for a personality, after being seen unloading boxes out the boot of...
Local Man Attempts To Mask Rampant Weight Gain With Strong Goatee
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Local man Steve Hooper came to a confronting realisation this morning after his attempts at hiding his rampant weight gain have failed.
For...
Local Woman Transitions Into Late 30s By Making LinkedIn Her Social Media Platform Of Choice
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Former young woman, Beth Smith, has today begun her transition into being old by doing away with youthful social media platforms like Instagram...
Local Woman’s Card Blocked After Suspicious Non-Coffee Or Afterpay Related Spending
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A local woman’s bank has stepped in today and put a block on her debit card for fear of it being scammed by...
Local Inner City Markets Facing Barrage Of Criticism For Distinct Lack Of Gözleme Stall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The organisers of Betoota's famed French Quarter Markets are facing a wave of criticism after a glaring error this weekend.
The French Quarter...
