Body Builder Skips Roid Cycle After Getting Enough Good Stuff From Poached Chicken Diet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young gym enthusiast has decided to treat his body to a few months off the anabolics today.
The 26-year-old aspiring bodybuilder and...
Regional Cafe Wins Local Business Innovation Award After Adopting Non-Mug Sized Coffee Option
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A cafe in our town's Heights district last night walked away with a huge honour from the Betoota Chamber Of Commerce's Annual Business...
First Instagram Post In Five Years Suggests Local Man Is Back On The Market
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Sam Battsman, a solid eight out of ten, has just uploaded his first Instagram photo in five years. The photo comes approximately 3...
Man Holding Fishing Rod Near Body Of Water Asked For 19th Time By Passerby If They’re Biting
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A part time retired fisherman sitting at the end of the Betoota Jetty sighs and answers the same question for the 19th time...
Hungover Woman’s Body Seeks Revenge By Waking Up On Weekday Time
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local woman’s body has taken revenge on her today after she poisoned it over a period of 12 hours last night.
During the...
Mum Certain Newest Informercial Exercise Bike Is The One
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Local mum of three, Ange Hodges, is feeling optimistic this morning as she puts away her wallet after purchasing yet another exercise bike...
Mother In Law Sends Clear Message With Regifted Perfume And Misspelt Birthday Card
BINDI HESLOP | Local News | Contact
Tension has been mounting in the nearby suburb of Glencurry during what was intended to be a ‘low-key’ backyard get together.
Melanie,...
Local Fuckwit Exposes Entire Town To Game Of Thrones Spoiler
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young man from the Betoota Heights district is facing criticism around town this morning for an extremely provocative action.
With the Game...
Freakishly Tall Mate Pops A Squat In Group Photo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local longfella Pete 'Pistol' Sauer has today moved quickly to provide a more aesthetic average height to his group of mates.
During a...
Local Mum Returns From Soviet Training Camp With Concerning Interest In Affordable Childcare
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local working-single-mother-of-two has today confirmed the theories that she is a full blown communist by pledging her allegiance to whichever political...
