Ecstatic Woman Had No Idea Partner Would Propose With Ring She Chose, On Weekend She Suggested
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Jasmine Hawkinson has surprised her boyfriend today with acting skills he didn’t know she had.
The talent was discovered when her boyfriend, Jim,...
Friend Request From Weirdo At Work Stays On The Backburner For Another Week
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Steph Lidcome has today let her finger hover over the accept button of a friend request that she's been avoiding before deciding she’d...
Zero Alcohol Mistaken For Zero Carbs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local big fella has had the wind very much taken out of his sails this evening.
Turning up to a friend's house...
Faint Rustle of Chewing Gum Packet Attracts Local Vultures
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
One seemingly innocuous action by a local teacher today named Alicia Watson has caused the biggest stir down in a Betoota Heights school...
Anxious Local Man Spends Entire Gator Thriller Living In Fear Of Phone Somehow Turning On, Ringing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A jittery local boyfriend has spent the
entirety of the last two hours on the edge of his seat.
Not because of the content...
Mum Under Impression That Fruit And Nut Chocolate Is ‘Healthier’
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A local mum who is trying her best has today brought home two bars of Fruit and Nut chocolate.
Jennifer Agassi, the...
“Gotta Go, I’m Getting Into A Lift” Says Man That Hasn’t Moved For Three Hours
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Our reporter may have discovered the smartest way to end a phone call that’s ever existed.
“Sorry to cut this short but I’m just...
Local Woman’s Impulsive Purchase Of New Planning Diary Solves Everything
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With Dry July coming to an end, Emily Richmond, has discovered a new lease on life that has seen her find ambition and...
Anti Social Relationship With Alcohol Laughed Off With Drunk Alter Ego
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A local woman has completely rid herself of any responsibility for her actions last night after she revealed it wasn’t her that abused...
Nation’s Dads Would Like To Hear The Weather Report
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A new study has been released and the results are conclusive -- the entire nation’s dads would like to hear the weather report.
According...
