Old Mate’s ‘Release The Kraken’ Gag Still Getting A Run Every Time He Hits The Fridge
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Enjoying a BBQ and a Black Mojito in his modest 4 bedroom double garage project home, a local Betoota Heights man is playing...
“Don’t Just Find A Job, Find Your Passion” Says Rich Kid Whose Passion Is Amateur Travel Photography
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactThe Advocate has discovered that life can be like a photo, full of beautiful composition and meaning.
This comes after our team witnessed a...
Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,...
Mid-Flight Coffee Costs More Than Qantas Paid In Tax This Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betootan Keira Gould is sipping a coffee at 30,000 feet, knowing that she has sort of done her bit by paying for a...
Every Friendship Circle Found To Have One Mate You Have To Explain Common Human Decency To
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA study conducted by Relationships Australia has confirmed that every friendship circle has one mate who must have been away the day they...
Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking “When’s International Women’s Day?”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An awful little troll has emerged from her dad’s basement today to stir up shit while contributing nothing to the conversation.
For today is...
Groovy Geography Teacher Styles It Up With Fresh Midnight Oil Shirt For Aus Music T Shirt Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A beloved geography teacher is flaunting some charitable threads this morning, as he puts his support behind #AusMusicTShirtDay.
Strutting down the concrete...
Local Husband One Used Teabag In The Sink Away From Finding One In His Work Boots At 5am
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she goes to wash some vegetables in the kitchen sink, local woman Rhea Ulman finds herself inhaling a deep breath.
He’s fucking done...
“It’s Called Bodyboarding!!!” Shouts Boogie Boarder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has taken the bait once again, it can be confirmed today.
Enjoying some recreational time on Queensland's Sunshine Coast, Brett...
Local Bloke Alerts Followers He’s Back On The Market By Posting Multiple Instagram Stories Of Obscure Fitness Training
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Adam Kingi is back, baby, and he’s more than ready to let everyone know about it - in fact, he’s a firm believer...
