British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak Makes His First Ever Working Class Friend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With world leader's descending on the Indonesian Province of Bali, plenty of news stories have been generated over the last couple of days....
Dan Andrews Proves He’s Still Just Your Average Aussie Dad After Making A Bulk Order Of Jumbo Sized Wingless Pads
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite angering many grown men (piss babies) on Twitter with his promise to provide free pads and tampons in public spaces, Victorian premier...
Local Woman Discovers Her Dodgy New Crowd Have A Very Different Interpretation Of What Jungle Juice Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA sweet summer child has this week had her views expanded after spending a Saturday night hanging out with her new crowd of...
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet
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The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon, as a local bloke enters his fourth...
Local Girl Starting Wonder If The Turtles Are Worth Lugging Home Groceries In A Woolies Paper Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she walks down the street practically bear hugging her shopping bag, local woman Brooke Leatham comes to the controversial conclusion that she...
Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by spending his nights perusing the streets looking for...
Local Fuckboy Warns Ladies Of His Commitment Issues Running No-sock And Loafer Combo At The Races
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA prominent fuckboy is letting local girls know he’s here for a good time, not a long time this afternoon, after...
‘Which One Should I Post?’ Asks Friend As She Sends Through Four Exactly Identical Selfies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today been forced to play a game of ‘spot the difference’, after her friend/wannabe influencer required some input into...
Victorian Liberals To Consider Not Being A National Joke In Last Minute Election Push
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Like an uncooked steak that has been in the fridge for 20 days, Victoria is mostly red with growing patches of green and...
Local Dad Officially Demotes Favourite Lawn Mowing Shirt Into Car Waxing Rag
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Betoota father is paying his respects today, as he bids farewell to one of his most prized t-shirts.The Advocate...
