Local Pub Celebrates Complete Gentrification After Replacing Pokies With Dog Bowls
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe Whitlams can be heard figuratively and literally as Flight Path District pub the Lord Harroway celebrates complete gentrification after replacing pokies with...
“Millennials Need To Grow up,” Says Man Incapable Of Saying Vagina
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLabourer Sam McGrath (44) has a few choice words for today’s youth whenever he gets around to meeting one outside of a Today...
Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAustralia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks after not doing anything fun for...
Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their school years the only way they know...
Single Mate From Bridal Party A Little Too Desperate To See How Those Wedding Photos Turned Out
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A desperate groomsman is on the offensive this morning, as he hopes to hustle some new online dating material.
After standing alongside...
Colleagues Stuck In Escape Room For Team Bonding Ironically Feel Same Way About Toxic Workplace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn disturbing reports emerging from Betoota’s downtown entertainment district, it’s believed a group of co- workers are being tortured this evening,...
Best Friend Knowingly Plays Her Role By Immediately Airdropping Recently Single Friend A Stash Of Dating App Material
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Betoota woman is being praised this morning, for helping her best mate launch into a glorious hot girl summer.
Gathering...
Hot-Shot Entrepreneur Calls Girlfriend “Babe” At The Start And End Of Every Sentence
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactDill Fromps (27), the slickest entrepreneur this side of Betoota Grove, has continued on his breathtaking rise up the ranks of start-up stardom.
The...
Engineer Mate Slightly Odd
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA study conducted by Psychology Australia has determined that anyone with an engineering mate can agree that they’re a little bit odd, mostly...
HSV Maloo Sitting On 101km/h On Freeway Must Not Have Many Demerit Points Left
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
There are disturbing reports from the Diamantina Highway Patrol Unit this week, after a local man has been forced to keep...
