Local Bloke Cops Torrential Rinsing From Mates After Returning From Melbourne Flaunting Cute Chino Roll
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke’s attempt to appear more fashionable has blown up in his face this evening, after becoming the punch line...
Local Bloke Suiting Up For Funeral Rocked After Finding Betting Slips And Stripper Cash In Top Jacket Pocket
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local man preparing to attend a funeral has been rocked this morning, after the blunt realisation that his formal attire might bear...
Haha Farkkkkkkk! The Boys Are Rolling Up To The Formal On The Back Of A Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some big news from Betoota Ponds this week, it can be confirmed that Brayden and the boys have made a serious splash...
Public Servant Grouchy After Running On Only One Lunch Break
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTService at the Betoota Court House is running slower than usual as public servant Timothy Greene (56) is more grouchy than usual after...
Preschooler Who’s Seen A Video Of A Man Getting Shot Point Blank On Mummy’s Ipad Unimpressed By Magic Milk Experiment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at his teacher with the glazed look of a prisoner of war, local child Josh Stewardson lets it be known that...
Teacher Agrees It Would Be Funny To See Exchange Kid Eat Some Vegemite
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTHigh school teacher Vincent ‘Mr M’ Matheson (40) got a pleasant surprise today when he told-off a student in his year 9 history...
Report: Most Loose Leaf Tea Purchased In Error
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA 33 year study by the Betoota Bureau of Statistics has concluded that almost all supermarket grade loose leaf tea is purchased in...
Report: Bottom Bun Of Burger Insists On Going First
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs he feels the unmistakable feeling of soggy lettuce and mayo ooze trickle his fingers, local bloke Benny Burchard lets out a...
Block Viewers Apparently Shocked That Some Dodgy Shit Goes On In The Construction Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The reality TV community is in meltdown this week, after apparently learning that the construction industry can be a little crook.
The shocking...
Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they were all on the blob at the...
