“Nah I Can’t” Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man named Jordan Maher has today opened up about the toughest 24 hours of his life.
Sitting down with The Advocate...
Local Dad Still Banging On About Absolute Shitbox He Sold As A Teenager That Would Have Been Worth $60k Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights retiree Jim Haversham has this week found himself harping on about his favourite subject ‘missed financial opportunities of the past’,...
Report: Everyone Buying A Lot Of Potatoes During Supermarket Workers Last Shift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As quiet quitting continues to permeate the workplace there are still those who are serving up a side of the loud stuff.
After dealing...
Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Jules Southey sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and...
Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWatching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local woman Vesper Tomlinson feels oddly vindicated.
And...
Boomer Rants For 12 Minutes About Airport Wait Times To Airport Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local boomer has done one for the culture today by ranting to airport staff about how long he has had to wait,...
Tattoo Makes Up For Lack Of Artistry By Just Being Silly
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As styles continue to grow and change, tattoos remain etched on human skin as if to say to would-be admirers ‘yes, I lived...
New Gambling Ad Standards Also Recommend That Bookies Actually Make Some Funny Ones Next Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In great news to anyone who just wants to watch some sport, new legislature will require gambling ads to feature cautionary disclaimers other...
Motel Knives Not Cutting Through Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIt has been confirmed that trying to cut through food or plastic packaging is an absolute fools game when armed with a motel...
Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local hens weekend has kicked off like Charlies Angels this morning, as a playlist of classic hits notches up to...
