Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke is questioning his own masculinity this morning, after being too scared to take a dump at a set...
‘Why Are My Clothes Fucked?’ Asks Woman Who Uses A Dryer Once A Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she rifles through her top drawer, local woman Milly Whitehead yet again finds herself unfolding (okay, unscrunching) a top that has some...
Local Woman’s Bottle Of Fruity Toothpaste Mysteriously Empties Within Days Of Husband ‘Trying It’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A project home in a quiet Betoota Heights cul-de-sac is currently the scene of a major investigation this week.
This comes after a local...
Local 30 Year Old Feeling Cheated As Hangover Anxiousness Now As Bad As A Comedown
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this weekend learned one of the harshest lessons of adulthood - whatever vice used to bring you joy, will...
Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after she was asked by her boyfriend’s sister...
Local Woman Ruins Day By Wondering Which Facial Feature A Caricature Artist Would Exaggerate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Skye Molan has a unique gift of ruining her own day.
Really, it’s quite spectacular the lengths her mind will go to,...
Turbulent Situationship Reaches Breaking Point As Local Girl Drops The C-Word
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A fleeting situationship appears to have entered its third and final round this evening, after a local Betootanese couple fail to...
High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation.
The Maths/IT teacher at the local high school...
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do.
It...
Bloke At Dad’s Work Reckons His Mate Actually Had The Trifecta Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of three has taken time out of his busy day to call all of his three kids - and a...
