Upper Class Dog Has ‘A Condition’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving their pets are more important than your kids, the dog belonging to an upper class family has ‘a condition’.
After their suburb of...
Society Returns To Disapproving Incest Now The Dragon Show Is Done
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA sudden societal change has taken place this past week as everyone agrees that incest is wrong again, now that the dragon show...
Breaking: Reports Emerge That A Single Lion, Zebra, Giraffe And Hippo Are Still On The Run
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Zookeepers at Sydney's Taronga Zoo are currently in crisis mode, with the escaped lion saga taking a sensational turn.
It was reportedly earlier...
Woman Who Contributes To Nationwide Ketamine Shortage Every Weekend Claims To Care About Horses
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFitzroy local Rachel Durnham will be having absolutely nothing to do with her work’s Melbourne Cup activities today.
Nope, not even the promise of...
“Aw You’re Calling Your Nan?” Swoon Work Colleagues Unaware Bloke Is Just Sourcing Some Tips
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A local bloke has won some cute points this morning, after publicly declaring he’s making an effort to call his grandparents.
After...
“There Is No Substitute For Hard Work” Explains Local Real Estate Agent Driving A BMW
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A man wise beyond his years has today offered up some advice to those out there who are struggling financially in these tough...
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue...
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With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic...
‘I’ll Call You Back, I’m On 10%” Says Mum Midway Through 40 Minute Convo With Flashlight Blaring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to teaching her mum about technology, local woman Bree Garrison needs to take her wins when she can.
For instance, she...
Local Woman Hacks Fitness App By Consuming An Ungodly Amount Of Peanut Butter Before Bedtime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has this week decided she’s 100% for real this time becoming a gym junkie, after her Tik Tok algorithm...
Local Woman Finally Experiencing Sunset Over Ocean Unfortunately In Perth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA middle class Australian woman has struck one off her bucket list today by finally watching the sunset over the ocean.Last weekend, Instagram...
