Shock As Local Council Promises To Do Something And Then Goes And Does It
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The Greater Diamantina Rivers Shire Council has today changed the way Australians think, feel and talk about their local council, after promising to...
Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Australia’s keytar strummers are reportedly migrating to major cities this week, as metropolitan centres prepare for the arrival of musical comedian...
Fashion Industry Runs Out Of Sage Green In Post Covid Wedding Boom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWhile a shopping list of industries deal with a labour shortage, the fashion industry is suffering a different shortage as they will never...
Bloke Staring At Wife’s Halloween Decorations Ponders Why That Colour Combination Seems So Familiar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring pensively at the Halloween decorations adorning his lounge room, local bloke Aaron Thompson finds himself scrambling to work out why it seems…oddly...
Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTJust like a doctor delivering a grave diagnosis, local bald fella Campbell Head (35) has taken up the mantle of telling his balding...
Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure we’re going to enter terrifying global recession.
Yee-haw!
If...
Frustrated Email To Landlord To Be Worded Like Jane Austen Characters Corresponding With One Another
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA frustrated local woman has this week been forced to go full on pass ag mode on her landlord, typing out what must...
Local Woo Girls Order Their Sexy Underpaid And Overworked Healthcare Worker Costumes For Halloween
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation’s woo girls have been seen raiding costume shops and adult stores en masse this week, as they scramble to get some...
Wife Genuinely Considering Applying For The Block After Re-Painting Guest Bedroom Over Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman is today considering a huge challenge, after a big weekend of DIY.
Lisa Tran says she's considering putting her...
Hordes Of Incels Who’ve Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game’s Future
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The game of netball has this week received support from an army of fans it never knew it had.
This comes following the...
