Local City Worker Still Harbours Deeply Buried Aspirations To Be A Hot Billabong Surfer Chick
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite never having had any interest in doing anything that remotely involves the ocean, local woman Kayla Stewart has always secretly harboured a...
Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A former party boy has been forced to have an honest chat this morning, after a routine school drop off inspired...
Man Spins Tobacco With Some Weed To Save Money On Ciggies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAustralia loves a battla. The sort of person who has had to earn everything they have in life through good old fashioned hard yakka,...
Superheroes Back To Being For Nerds Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAfter a solid decade of mainstream success and box office billions it has been confirmed that media featuring superheroes is once again a...
Delusional Kia Picanto Owner Backs Themselves To Finish Moving House In Just One Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA man who owns a Kia Picanto is been labelled an optimist today, for thinking he’ll be able to move house...
Gentrification Ramping Up As Local Dogs Have Japanese Names
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn area once only inhabitable to dodgy cops and leathery mixed business owners has had a glow up in recent years delighting property...
Success! Interaction With Old Friend Doesn’t Result In Insincere Coffee Catch Up Plans
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn absolute win for the people took place in the Betoota CBD today as two old university friends bumped into each other and...
Lone Educational TikTok Makes Up For The Millions That Stole Your Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA grain of knowledge has done its bit to tip the scales of ignorance this week as one educational TikTok has made up...
Nan Treats The Family With Front Row Tickets To A Cafe Waitress’s Whole Life Story
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTActing like it’s her first time in a cafe, local nana Sheryl Cunk (77) is having the time of her life sitting down...
Bored Suburban Mum Shortlists Selling Baby Rompers Or Starting Home Lash Salon To Pass The Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough local Betoota Heights woman Kelly Faulkner had at least had the foresight to know that having a child would be stressful,...
