Teenage Son Decides Ice Tray Is, In Fact, Not Empty
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProgress has been held back today, not in our nation’s capital but in one family’s freezer.In the Handley household in Betoota Heights, mum...
Optometrist Endures Another Gruelling Appointment Trying Not To Laugh At Patient In The Refractor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota Heights Optometrist, Kieran Colmslie is shining a light on the lesser-known pressures facing professionals like him.
Speaking to The Betoota Advocate today, the...
The Horror: Local Muso Accidentally Compliments A Playlist Created By Streaming Algorithm
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTSince ancient man invented the first drum by smacking their face and bum cheeks, it has been agreed that musicians are better music...
Country Dad Surprised By How Attractive The Homeless People Are In The Big Smoke
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA dad visiting his daughter from Betoota Ponds has this week been left feeling quite confused, after discovering that things in the big...
Dad And Teenage Daughter Both Unaware They’re Responsible For Each Other’s Nicotine Habit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local father and daughter are unaware of just how much they have in common, as each of them privately blame their nicotine...
Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James Corden drama, by stating that ‘that mouthy...
Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren’t That Bad
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn unswervingly loyal mate has this week tried her darned hardest to reassure their friend that her drunken weekend antics weren’t that bad,...
Re-Emerging Bachelorette’s First Thirst Trap In 5 Years Met With Absolutely Feral Comments From The Girlies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local hottie has this week been met with some very creative praise from her girlfriends, after formally announcing she’s back on the...
Gold Coast Wellness Guru Can Totally Relate to ‘Shantaram’ After Her 2-Month Yoga Course In Goa
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactGold Coast wellness guru Lara Amethyst-Riordan has this week revealed she knows exactly what fellow Australian Dave Conti went through when he fled...
Marrickville Milf Torn Between Cutesy Cottagecore Aesthetic Or Goth Mummy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has this week found herself having a bit of a crisis, torn between two very different aesthetics- going full feminine...
