Local Girl Signals For Rescue Evac After One Night Stand Offers Water in Cinema Collectors Cup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactA local Betoota woman is planning a hasty exit this morning, after realising she’s had a one night stand with a...
Mate With Cool Fake Tattoo Sleeve Makes The Most Of The One Time It Will Be Funny
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA harmless friendly joke is coming everyone’s way, as amatuer jester Blake Doorey has finally got his hands on a cool fake tattoo...
Local Girl Starts ‘Operation Get Life Together’ By Buying Cute Soap Dispenser from An Instagram Ad
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactAfter five weekends of consecutive drinking, Harriet Saunders has had enough.Rolling from back-to-back hens weekends into charging full tilt at a...
City Couple Horrified To Learn Regional Inbreds Buy Indoor Plants Without Woven Hanging Baskets As Well
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactA pair of snobby Sydneysiders have been left mortified this morning, as they experience their first market that isn’t Harris Farm.After...
Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads of wet toilet paper, she finds her...
Teenager Gets Long-Awaited Reality Check After Learning Special Birthday Dinner IS The Present
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local teenager has got a real taste of reality, and nana’s roast potatoes, by learning that her special birthday dinner IS the...
Nan Has No Idea What’s Going On With Nail Polish These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAfter 78 successful years of living as a woman, local nana Mirriam Smith has put her manicured hands up and said she has...
Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactAn emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a group of friends attempt to protect their...
Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Alicia Grimley is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today.
Ordinarily, she’s not one to appreciate it, if not for...
Local Woman’s Boredom To Be Fixed By Either Getting A New Tattoo, Piercing Or Dating An Absolute Deadbeat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman and dopamine addict Riley Vauss has this week found herself feeling a bit stagnant, having not made some sort of...
