Local Woman Forced To Take A Good Look At Herself After Asking Grown Man If He’s Had Enough To Eat Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs former self confessed ‘fuckgirl’ Hayley Steggall taps away at her phone, she suddenly finds herself becoming acutely aware of the nauseating text...
Mum Smiles Proudly As Daughter Debuts Disaster Of A Self Chopped Fringe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn owner of two X chromosomes just cut her way a little closer to womanhood today by debuting an absolute disaster of a...
Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal.
The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing cavity...
Up And Coming Acoustic Band Showcases Musical Range With OutKast Cover
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
The latest contestants to be spat out of The Royal Hotel's annual Local Voice competition have today announced that they’re...
Man Halfway Through His Great Australian Novel Disheartened To Learn Bugalugs Bum Thief Already Exists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAspiring writer Mick McHannon (34) formerly of the Betoota Flight Path, district reckons he has never asked for much just the respect and...
Pub With $11 Schooners Could Surely Afford Some Fucking Toilet Seats That Stay Up During A Slash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
While no longer too concerned about that whole spicy flu, one local Betoota Heights man has today made use of the most reliable...
Stressed Uni Student Hopeful That 3rd Piece Of Chewy Will Help Her Get Her Head In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTLocal commerce student Jasmine Phillips is today pulling out all stops to try and get her study back on track.
Just hours away from...
Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal bloke Tom Shield has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox.
It’s...
Local Woman Who Sends Friend 180 Videos Through Tik Tok A Day Shares The Really Good Ones On Messenger
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman with a Tik Tok addiction has found herself having to send the occasional video by Facebook messenger, if she wants...
Hypercompetitive Trivia Teammate Now Going To Sulk All Night That Her Correct Answer Was Overlooked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf they’d just fucking listened to her, ‘Oedipus and the Motherfuckers’ would have come first.
But no, despite insisting that it was Bobby McFerrin...
