Schoolies Day 4: Little Fat Lamb Starting To Go Down Like Razor Blades
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the week rolls on, a local school leaver has revealed to The Advocate that he is starting to run out of steam....
‘How’s Your Food?’ Asks Overzealous Waiter To Customer Who Barely Had Enough Time To Pick Up Fork
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough local woman Kelsey Hanneman does appreciate a good service, there is such a thing as being a little too heavy handed...
Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos play on Saturday night and currently only has tentative...
On-Call Paramedic Asks Bartender To Pour His Schooner Into A KeepCup Just In Case
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving that the work never starts, on-call paramedic Alex Kingsley has asked the bartender to pour his beer into a KeepCup, just in...
Good Day Ruined By Arrival Of Car Rego
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As a 23-year-old computer engineering student living away from home, local bloke Dominic Pritchard is financially just holding it together.
Unlike many...
“It’s Really Coming Home This Time” Says Man From A Nation That Hasn’t Won Shit Since 1966
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Oh no, it's happening it again.
A local English football (soccer) fan has once again convinced himself that football is really 'coming home'...
World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs
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The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced....
Red Frog Recruit Hugs Family Goodbye Before Deployment To 2022 Schoolies On First Active Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A family home in Betoota Heights has today borne witness to plenty of tears - of both sadness and of joy.
This emotional...
Town Hosting Historic Car Show Unaware Owners Don’t Really Have Any Money Left To Spend On Tourism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A small Australian town has reached into the 20th Century book of regional promotion by hosting a historic car show.
Known for being frequent...
Pie Just Crunchy Casserole
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAccording to the CSIRO, more time at home has seen experimental dinners increase at a rate unseen since the 1970s when international TV...
