Mischa Barton Joins Neighbours As Love Interest For Outcast And Troubled 77-Year Old Boy Next Door
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Australian TV soap opera institution 'Neighbours' is back. In a big way.
Word has spread that the programme's new series reboot will be...
Fuckboy Murdoch Ramps Up His Climate Change Denialism To Ensure Hot Girl Summer Lasts Forever
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After a string of unsuccessful hinge dates, and a disastrous experience on the illuminati dating platform Raya, it appears the recently single 'Roo'...
Freshly Single Rupert Murdoch Launches Into Fuckboy Era
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After abruptly calling off his engagement to Lesley Ann Smith with the wedding only months away, villainous right-wing media mogul turned interesting Succession...
Radical Leftie Disgusted She Finds Herself Sympathising With Fictional Right-Wing Billionaire Elites
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In episode 3 of the their fourth and final season, HBO's Succession may have just produced the finest on-screen hour since TV's...
Dutton Says If Indigenous Want A Voice To Parliament They Can Pay Millions To Lobbyists Like Mining Corporations Do
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Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton can today exhale in relief, after formally ending his own ideological paralysis when it comes to addressing...
Group Of Asian Friends Has Random White Guy Who Seems To Know Everything About Every Meal And Every Pop Band To Come Out Of Asia
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Local gweilo, Jeremy Eggman has once again blown away his greater social circle with his bizarre artillery of facts about their own...
Aston By-Election: Liberals Figure They Probably Should’ve Gone Harder On Attacking Trans Rights
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Saturday's shock win for Labor at the Aston’s by-election looks to paint a grim picture for future of the Liberal party.
This comes...
Pauline Can’t Seem To Understand Why A Party Built On Cruelty And Bigotry Attracts Such Shit Blokes
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The Federal Senator that gifted the Australian people with some of the memorable and tax-payer funded political geniuses in political history is...
Nan Describes Her Degenerate Incel Gaming Addict Grandson As ‘Good With Computers’
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Proof that all views from the top of a family tree are rose tinted, local Nana Imna Grange (78) has described her degenerate...
Boomer Kindly Offers 1970s Parenting Advice To Mother Of Crying Baby In Packed Economy Flight
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An all-knowing oracle of child-rearing has today personally intervened to stop a baby from crying on a 1 hour flight.
This comes as a...
