13-Year-Old Going Cold Turkey On The Vapes Explodes Like A Boomer Quitting B&H Smooths In 1997
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Former year 7 class caption of Betoota Flight Path Primary, Noah Kellett (13) has today undergone the great suburban Australian male's right-of-passage.
That...
Fuckboy Murdoch Fights Off His MD Comedown By Binging The Dark Knight Trilogy
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After making the most of his first long weekend as an eligible bachelor, Fuckboy ‘Roo’ Murdoch has found himself a victim to...
Chinese Batteries Filling Our Kids With Unknown Chemicals For Half A Decade Not Good, Says Government
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WHEN YA SAY IT LIKE THAT I SPOSE: The Federal Government has today announced plans to tackle the fact that almost every...
Report: We Can Fix This Housing Crisis Immediately If We Start Signing Off On The Rapid Development Of Thousands Of More High-Rise Towers Full Of $750k Studio Apartments In...
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As someone who fought tooth and nail against the election of Anthony Albanese, even going as far as using my platform...
Dad Asks Daughter’s New Boyfriend What He Drives Like He’s Conducting An AFP Background Check
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One young man's inevitable 'meet the parents' moment took place in front a couple dozen eager eyes at a local Betoota pub...
Liberal Party’s Existential Crisis Worsens After Dutton’s Re-Election Strategy Gets Leaked
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton continues to struggle to gain popular traction with the first Newspoll conducted since he formally pulled the band...
Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour
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There are some sorry heads at workplaces across the nation today, after millions of Anzac Day revellers drank pubs dry and...
UniBar Remembers The Bravery Shown In Gallipoli 108 Years Ago With Drum N Bass DJ And Seltzer Jug Specials
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ANZAC Day is here and crowds are now gathering at pubs and RSLs around the country, as punters make their way to...
Pub’s Best Tables Overtaken For Birthday Of Infant Human Not Yet Capable Of Information Retention
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A young family from Betoota Heights appear to be unfamiliar with the concept of a public park, that's according to yesterday's antics...
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Will Waste $660m On Building Car Parks In Cherbourg And Palm Island
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton's approval rating has today slipped to an all-time, record-breaking low, according to new polls that have been conducted...
