“We Need Water Cannons” – NSW Police Say Tasers And Handcuffs Not Enough To Take On Elderly Women
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
New South Wales Police Commissioner Karen Webb has complained that her officers force are expected "to know everything", as the backlash continues...
“There’s Literally No Way To Un-Fuck This” Experts Finally Agree On Solution To Housing Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Thirty-six months ago, the federal government engaged Betoota-based housing think-tank, the Australian Institute of Dwellings (AID), on a lucrative...
“What Everyday Aussies Think Of The Budget” Writes Journo Who Interviewed 5 People Within 5km Radius Of His Surry Hills Terrace
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Australia’s answer to Louis Theroux has hit the leafy streets of inner-Sydney this week to find out what common people think...
“The Problem With Housing Is Supply” Says Man Playing 18 Holes On Inner-City Private Golf Course
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local property investor has today solved the number one issue plaguing Australian politics: The housing crisis.
"The housing crisis was bound to happen"...
Once A Beacon Of Hope, This Lockdown-Era Peloton Bike Now Costs $44 A Month To Be A Clothing Rack
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the horror of pandemic lockdowns well behind us, Australian society has since returned to the normality of exercising in 24-hour gyms...
Millennials Quite Excited By Far-Right Conspiracy That The Voice Will Strip Assets From Homeowners
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent poll of Australians under 45 has found overwhelming support for Albanese's proposal to enshrine an Indigenous Voice within our nation's...
“Leave Politics Out Of Sport” And 5 Other Comments Peter Dutton Will Make In The Next 24 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that should surprise nobody, The National Rugby League, a professional football code with a 20% Indigenous playing group -has announced...
Pharmacists No Longer Crying Poor Over 60-Day Dispensing After Being Put In Charge Of Vape Cartel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian pharmacists have suddenly gone quiet again, after momentarily forming the loudest and most militant trade union in our nation's history, for...
‘I Feel Like A Tooheys’ Jingle Rings Through Man’s Skull Like Fire Alarm After Seeing Blue Cans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A groundbreaking report has today confirmed a long held theory: The Australian male's inability to resist an ear worm when holding a...
New Leader John Pesutto Sighs Loudly After Victorian Liberals Vote For An Inquiry Into Chemtrails
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The poor, poor man that has inherited the roaring binfire known as the Victorian Liberal Party has realised that being threatened with...
