Universe Decides To Test Local Man’s Resolve Once Again After Ruining His Emergency Freezer Pizza Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers that be ruined his dinner.
Despite...
Dutton Says If Gold Coast Swings To Labor This By-Election Well Then Fuck Youse Ya Can’t Be Helped
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After finding some media traction by spreading misinformation that the Indigenous Voice referendum is a left-wing Trojan horse aimed at forcing honest middle...
Government That Vowed To Ban Vapes Back In April Still Unable To Catch 14-Year-Old Named Keegan
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Australia's war on vapes looks to be an unwinnable battle, as the government's anti-nicotine measures continue to be circumvented by bad ass teenagers...
After Years Of Fighting To Change Public Opinion, Court Rules That Double-Barrelled Surnames Are Bad News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A lengthy and costly attempt at rebranding a tainted image has been for nothing today.
This comes after a Federal Court judge ruled that...
Rural QLD Forced To Endure Mice Plague Until Either Bushfires Or Floods Deal With Little Fuckers
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In the midst of celebrations surrounding last night's State Of Origin Game 1 victory, it has never been more clear that rural Queenslanders...
QLD Greens Refuse To Fix Housing Crisis By Opposing Development Of 150,000 $2M Units In West End
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If you haven't been listening to the talking points of Government MPs, then you wouldn't know that the only reason Australia is...
Melbourne Resident Says 3.8 Magnitude Earthquake Not Really As Bad As The Extra Long Lockdown They Had To Endure To Protect The Rest Of The Country Even Though No...
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Melbourne residents are absolutely stoked to hear that they are still at risk of aftershocks, after the city was struck by its strongest...
Indigenous Voice ‘No’ Campaign Just 40,000 Photos Of Motorbikes Posting Grotesquely Racist Slurs
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The campaign to convince Australians to reject the government’s proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament is officially underway, according to social media comments.
While...
NRL Remembers Tina Turner: The First Woman To Ever Imply That Rugby League Players Were Rootable
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With heavy hearts, the NRL are today paying tribute to the one person solely responsible for generating female interest in their game.
Nicknamed...
Nation Still Wondering Why In The Fuck Anyone Needed To Taser A 95-Year-Old Woman That Weighs 45kg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
There have been multiple moments over the last couple years that have caused a collective dropped jaw from the entire Australian population.
Whether...
