Former School Prefect Who’s Never Had One Clean Breakup Surprisingly A Swiftie
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The unofficial and self-declared office manager of Betoota's leading conveyancing law firm has been staring at her computer screen in complete silence...
Labor Increasingly Frustrated By Queensland MP Giving Piss Weak Housing Bill The Tallis Treatment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The most hated Queenslander outside of the rugby league is today continuing his stubborn campaign against the Labor Party's lip service to Australian...
Dad Not Sure What He’s Going To Do With All Of This Rapidly Obtained Knowledge About Submersibles
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The four day-long search for the missing Titan submersible has ended the way everyone though it would probably end, as reports confirm the...
Dutton Deeply Concerned Indigenous Voice Will Limit Mining Sector’s Ability To Blow Up Sacred Caves
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has renewed his call for the Voice to parliament referendum to be called off, despite the fact that his...
‘Exhausted’ New Dad Acting Like Dumbest Blokes From School Didn’t Already Do This 15 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new father from Betoota's trendy French Quarter has today made the age-old mistake of acting like he's the first person to ever...
Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A public holiday weekend can be a long one.
Especially if you are being debuted to the in-laws, at an inescapable holiday destination -...
Loyal Betoota Reader Politely Tolerates Paramount+ Promotional Blitz
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
At 69 years of age, Betoota Heights resident Tony Brimson has seen a lot of changes in the way Australians consume media.
"Mate I...
Inner-City Gentrifier Rather Fearful That The Cost-Of-Living Crisis Is Undoing All Her Hard Work
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A socially-progressive lapsed Catholic bookworm from Betoota's French Quarter has today spoken to the Betoota Advocate about the grave fears she holds for...
Forklift Driver With Boony Moustache Wields Far More Power Than Bosses Or Unions Could Ever Know
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A warehouse in Betoota Ponds has today been rocked by allegations that the alpha male forklift driver with a boony moustache may have...
“Nah Dark Chocolate Tim Tams Are The Best” Says Local Pervert
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Debates rage in the break room of Betoota's premiere civil construction company this afternoon, as the office workers at BetBuilder Pty Ltd begin...
