Urban Indigenous Gentleman Not Quite What Ticketek Expected Luke Combs Target Market Looked Like
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American Music executives and touring promoters remain relatively confused this week, ahead of North Carolina country superstar Luke Combs' long-awaited tour of Australia...
Exhausted Byron Bay Check-Out Chick Says The Drive In From Logan Was Pretty Good This Morning
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An exhausted frontline worker on the main street of Byron Bay has today treated her anxious valium and linen-riddled customers with a couple...
This Tidal Floodplain Could Be Covered In $1M Apartments, But The Greens Don’t Want To Fix Housing
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The Australian Government has today made it clear that they would rather run the risk of calling another election rather than address the...
ATO Employee Faces Moral Dilemma After Being Ordered To Audit His Go-To Hungover Chicken Shop
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ATO employee Keyser Gruber, has today been assigned a mission that will test the human spirit.
As a professional auditor, tasked with taking down...
Delinquent Brother Of Sisters Disappointed Barbie Movie Doesn’t Feature Aerosol Cans And Lighters
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The Barbie Movie is continuing to outperform outperform predictions, as millions of women and gay men excitedly charge into cinemas right around the...
Chermside Man Will Make Decision On The Voice After Deciding Whether He’s BronxNation Or Phins Up
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"There's too much going on" says North Brisbane diesel mechanic Kerry Cassar (34).
Like every other citizen over the age of 18, Kerry will...
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
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In case you haven't been across the news lately, Australia's media pundits and political commentators are mortified by the Albanese Government's decision to...
Not To Keep Bringing Up This Bloke But It Sounds Like He Might Be Going On Yet Another Holiday!!!
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In news that you definitely haven't read in any of the newspapers that are owned by Kerry Stokes, Peter Costello or Rupert Murdoch...
Local Goth Finally Snaps And Discreetly Investigates What All The Fuss Is About
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The Dark Princess Of upper middle class Betoota has today secretly listened to a few albums that will be immediately removed from her...
“Jeez Fair Bit Of Carry On With These Taylor Swift Tickets” Says Dad Who’s Seen Bruce 38 Times
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"Why don't you go watch an Australian singer" Betoota Heights dad, Nic Koronis (45) says to his three teenage daughters who are gathered...
