Luai Injury Forces Media Scum To Pivot Back From ‘Cocky Polynesian’ To ‘Aboriginal Sook’ Narrative
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The death rattle of Australia's legacy media is on show for all this week, as the same usual morons involved in sports journalism...
“Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial...
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As the Indigenous Voice Referendum campaign heats up, it has come as a surprise to no one that some of the loudest opponents...
Post-9/11 Suspicions Of Unattended Luggage Forces Bloke To Go One-Handed In Airport Urinal 20 Years Later
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The 11th of September, 2023, will mark 22 years since a day of unprecedented loss and suffering in the history of the United...
Senator Cash Subconsciously Clutches Handbag Closer Before Realising It Was Just Warren Mundine
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Liberal Senator Michaelia Cash has had an embarrassing moment in Parliament House earlier today, after her impulsive second nature made her look like...
Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa
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As the cyclical wheel of fashion trends clock back to the late nineties boyband era, the generation known as Gen-Z are trying their...
“Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting!?” Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers
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Australia's supermarket giants Coles and Woolworths have both revealed to the media this week that their honest business model is currently being plagued...
Fiancé Gutted The 15 Great Blokes From ‘MACCAS BUX 2017’ Groupchat Can’t Come To His Wedding Too
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A soon-to-be-married local bloke is today learning that there are people that need to be prioritisied when it comes to a wedding guest...
Warren Mundine Begins Firing Staff After Noticing Some Yellow Missing From The Black And Red Flag In No Campaign Office
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In news that surprises very few people, the No Campaign has been found harbouring people who also hate Jews - which is not...
Inner-Sydney Luke Combs Fan Sprinkles Some Of Mum’s Turmeric On His Clean City Boy Trousers
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Sydney's stadium precinct of Homebush will be absolutely gridlocked this Wednesday night, as the Matildas semi-final coincides with the biggest international country music...
YES Campaign Now Underway As Indigenous Envoy Uncle Tony Returns To Redfern For One Last Job
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As the far-right continues to peddle misinformation about the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum in an effort to get revenge over the humiliating 2022...
