Katter Puts Warren Commission To The Test And Spends Day Shooting JFK In The Head Over And Over Again
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As a lifelong skeptic of the Warren Commission Report into the assassination of JFK, the Member for Kennedy Bob...
NSW Liberals Starting To Realise How Fucked They Are After Losing Suburbs That Look Like This
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In bad news for an already embattled NSW Liberal Party, The NSW state election result has followed last year's Federal Election result pretty...
“You Be Careful With That VX Shit” Says Uncle Who Had His Own Experiences With TED Platinums
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Despite being named after an extremely toxic nerve agent, the nation's young blokes are eyeing off a night on...
New Housemate Off To Cracking Start After Giving Everyone A Shush At Only 2AM On His First Night
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A sharehouse in Betoota's Flight Path District is still coming to terms with the unconscionable actions of their new housemate this morning, less...
Mortgage Stress Data: Churches Return To 1940s Attendance Levels As Only God Can Save Us Now
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A report has revealed the Australian postcodes where mortgage-holders are under the most financial stress to pay off their homes.
It's estimated that more...
Inner-City Leftie Calms Down About State Of The World After Family Drags Him To Dinner At Hoggies
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An enlightened progressive urban male has today remembered what it's like to just not give a fuck and let the good times roll.
After...
Katter Wishes All The Best To The North Queensland Cowboys Ahead Of Round One, I Mean, If I Was A Betting Man, Which I Am, But Only Two Times...
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The Honourable Member For Kennedy, Mr Bob Katter III, has offered his predictions for the 2023 NRL Season (See Headline)
Stephen King Novel Adapted Into Upcoming Horror Film About The Tuesday After Sydney Mardi Gras
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The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney's gloomy Autumn cusp is set to hit screens in...
“This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top” Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace
While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching straight people it is a...
2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy
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A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a completely new way to sound smart while also avoiding...
