Weird How The Banks Weren’t Placed Into Administration After Being Caught Financing Terrorism And Child Abuse
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In what is being described as a revolutionary new approach to law and order, it seems that the Australian Federal Police (AFP) are...
Inner-City Lefties Confused By Political Protest That Isn’t Hijacked By A White Uni Student In A Keffiyeh
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Australia's neoliberal inner-city lefties have been today left in a state of shock, after witnessing an actual left-wing protest that managed to stay...
Nation’s Pie Vans Face Slowest Tuesday Smoko Since La Niña
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Tens of thousands of union members have rallied in Brisbane and Melbourne today, in support of the construction arm of the CFMEU.
These rallies...
Albo On Borrowed Time After Changes To Remote Legislative Assembly Representing A Population Smaller Than Geelong
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If you haven't been exposed to Australia's joyful commercial news networks throughout the last 24 hours, then you wouldn't know that the Albanese...
LNP Voter Embraces Labor’s 50 Cent Fares From Ascot To Noosa After Getting Done Drink Driving
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With the Queensland State Election just over two months away, Ascot-based LNP voter Lawrence Seeney (67) really wants to hate this Steven Miles...
Train Station Cobbler Found To Be The Last Workplace In Australia To Allow Smoking Inside
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A recent report by Australian's Fashion Alliance of Retailers, Consultants, Creatives, Inventory and Textilers (AFARCCIT) has found that the trusted Cobbler inside your...
Millennial Officially A Grown Up After Finding Victoria’s Basement More Exciting Than Victoria’s Secret
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A coming of age story has taken place in the Betoota Chase Mall this week, as a group of millennial girlfriends found themselves...
Dutton’s Islamophobia Not Landing Like It Used To Now That Bogans Think Muslims Are Alpha Males
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The Australian Liberal Party's complete detachment from voter sentiment is once again on full display this week, as Opposition leader Peter Dutton attempts...
Albo: “I’m Not Sure You Realise How Fucked Aussie Media Would Be If I Turned Off The Life Support Of Gambling Ads”
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally cracked the shits today, as he faces backlash for not legislating a blanket ban on gambling advertisements.
"I'm...
Fears Of An Imminent World War And Global Recession Soothed By The Resurgence Of Josh Hartnett
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As three continents bubble on the brink of full-scale military conflicts, and Wall Street desperately holds off on another financial crisis with white...
