Husband’s No Reason Flowers Generate Great Suspicion
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Despite all efforts to not be cynical, local mum Trina Sampson (45) cannot help but give her husband a slight side-eye this evening.
Even...
Federal Liberals Take Control Of NSW Liberals To Help Improve Election Chances, Like Last Time
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History is repeating itself in New South Wales, as the state's Liberal Party division is once again being cucked by the more-important higher-ups...
“Fuck It. We Are Nationalising Queen’s Wharf!” Says QLD Premier With Nothing To Lose
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In case you get your news from Australia's commercial media networks who rely solely on the gambling advertising dollar to stay alive, then...
Casino Begs For A Government Bail Out Which They’ll Probably Get Because That’s How This Shit Goes
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In unsurprising news, Australia's leading casino operators have this week begged both the New South Wales and Queensland state governments for over a...
“On God” Says Godless Little Fuck
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A Gen-Z man that has clearly strayed from God's light has today called upon the Lord to vouch for his honesty while in...
“Haha Yewww” Says Aussie Psychologist As Patient Describes His Recent Bender
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A Betoota man's reluctant decision to visit a therapist has today been rewarded with high praise.
Not so much for his decision to unchain...
Liberals Actually Kind Of Worried About Albanese Sliding In The Polls And Dutton Not Moving Up
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s approval rating as the preferred prime minister has plunged once again to where it was before he surprised everyone...
Government And Media Now Shitting Themselves As The Tree-Huggers Start Hugging Workers And Renters
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The Queensland Greens are making headlines right across the country today, as startled columnists begin using terms like 'horse shoe theory' and 'Trumpism'...
Brisbane Admits That None Of The New Public Art Will Ever Top The Short-Lived ‘Hopoate Fingers’
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As Brisbane continues in their mission to spruce themselves up before hosting the world for the 2032 Olympic Games, the city is investing...
CFMEU Apologise For ‘Albanazi’ Sign, Will Only Refer To PM As ‘Albusto Pinochet’ Moving Forward
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Not only are the entire 120,000 members of the CFMEU fully-fledged bikies, but they are now also anti-semitic.
That's according to the last 48...
