Liberals Base Shrinking As Christian White Supremacism Fails To Win Over Multicultural Australia
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The Liberal Party is staring down the barrel of a possible extinction, as Australian voters realise that endless wars and Christian righteousness really...
Albo Asks Scientists To Find A Way To Implant An Uso Into Everyone’s iPhone To Start Checking IDs
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The Australian Prime Minister has today finally decided to act on the growing community concerns about social media usage amongst children.
Aside from the...
Sydney Mayor Clover Moore Surrounds Voting Booths With Bike Lanes In Attempt To Prevent Ousting
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In an unprecedented move, the eternal glorious leader of Sydney, Clover Moore AO, has today revealed that every voting location in the city...
Royal Commission Finds Sending People To War And Then Pretending They Don’t Exist Not Good For Mental Health
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There have been calls for major change within the Australian Defence Force, as well as the agencies tasked with providing support to returned...
Courier Mail Reporter Ordered To Ditch The Actual Journalism And Find Some YOUTH CRIME To Exaggerate
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Queenslanders won't even be able to find a news story about the controversial NRL bunker decision that potentially robbed the Redcliffe Dolphins from...
The One Issue That Will Define Sydney’s Council Election: Should Youthful Joy Be Banned After 7pm?
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The most exciting thing to happen in Sydney since the Rabbitohs won the 2014 NRL Grand Final is upon us. The Council Elections.
With...
Inner-City Tigers Fan Learns The Train Taking Him To Spoon Bowl Is A Bit Different To The Metro
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Tonight's clash between the NRL’s two lowest ranked clubs - the Parramatta Eels and the Wests Tigers - has become a blockbuster event....
Tesla Owner Wants To Make It Clear That He Loves His Car But He’s Not A Big Fan Of Old Mate
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An environmentally conscious man who has made the decision to minimise his carbon foot print by joining the frontline of the EV transition,...
Boyfriend Has Zero Reason To Be At Other End Of The Couch Researching The Falklands War On Wikipedia
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Local woman Hunter Greste (27) hadn't lived with a boyfriend before moving into her new one bedroom apartment.
Her boyfriend, Dimmy (28), is a...
Steven Miles Catches An 11 Minute Flight Because Queensland Is 7 Times Bigger Than The UK And He’s Got Places To Be Cunt
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In a weird turn of events, the right-wing coalition of the Queensland Opposition and the Murdoch newspapers are apparently outraged by the Premier's...
