Dry July Well And Truly Over As Office Pisshead Asks If Everyone’s Still On For Work Drinks In 6 Hours
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Moist August is in full swing, it has been confirmed.
This comes as a usually chirpy workmate returns from a month of silence to...
Just Fuck Up And Win Some Medals You Soft Cocks
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The thousands of Englishmen that have ruined both the lives of innocent families and business-owners by getting caught up in nationwide riots -...
QLD Premier Begins Dabbling In Katterist Politics With New Plan To Nationalise Petrol Stations
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Critics and opponents of Queensland Premier Steven Miles can say a lot of things about him, but they can't say he isn't creative.
The...
British PM Urges Premier League To The Bring 2024 Season Forward A Week To Distract These Morons
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The UK Prime Minister has promised “swift criminal sanctions” for anyone who has taken part in the violent riots that have broken out...
Funny Ancient Greek Sports Begin As 2024 Olympics Enters Second Week
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Australia is currently cherishing our time at the top end of the 2024 Olympic medal tally, as our most dominant week of water-based...
Max Chandler-Mather Stumbles Into Room Covered In Plastic Drop Sheets After Being Invited To Lunch With Albo
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"What... What is this!?" asks the Greens Shadow Housing Minister, after opening the second door on the left in a discreet Queanbeyan fibro...
Paris Games Excitement Spurs Mackay To Remind Everyone They’re Australia’s Most Olympic Town
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The humble Queensland town of Mackay has politely told the rest of Australia to ‘get a dog up ya’ today.
The jewel of the...
Brisbane Olympics Organisers Recruit The Norman Hotel As Official Caterers Of 2032 Games
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As the 2024 Olympics get underway, the neck-and-neck medal count has resulted in the usual whingeing from media and sports pundits over perceived...
The Most Hectic Bloke You Know Is Moving To The Goldie
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Local printer salesman, Shayde Gisinger (34) has decided that it's time for a clean slate.
A recent work trip to the Goldie has left...
China and Eastern Europeans Excel In Regimented, Non-Commercial, Communist Sports
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In a news that has surprised absolutely no one, athletes from China and Eastern Europe are expected to continue to excel in the...
