Young Australian looks forward to having dreams crushed in London
21 September, 2015. 16:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER CONTINUING TO languish in his dead-end job that brought him no joy in life, a 24-year-old...
Nick Cave Begs Senator Brandis To Slash Funding To The Betoota Advocate
18 September, 2015. 16:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Not even an entire day after Australian musical icon Nick Cave wrote andopen letter to Prime Minister...
Robert Kardashian continues to spin steadily at 1500RPM in grave
18 September, 2015. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
LATE LOS ANGELES PATRIARCH Robert Kardashian was reportedly recorded at close to 1500RPM this morning as...
Bieber Surprises Aussie Fans, Arrives A Week Early For Bulldogs Fan Day
16 September, 2015. 15:45
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Beliebers, rejoice - global superstar Justin Bieber has returned to Australia for a secret finals fan day...
Malcolm Turnbull Rejects His Liberal Slave Name
15 September, 2015. 16:20
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Former Minister of Communications minister and Prime Minister-elect, Malcolm Turnbull, has told ABC 24 this morning...
EXCLUSIVE: Malcolm Turnbull Live-Tweets Leadership Challenge
14 September, 2015. 22:25
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
What an emotional afternoon. Starting from 16:00 pm when former Communications Minister, Malcolm Turnbull announced his intention to...
Bill Shorten’s Office Found Empty Following #LibSpill Announcement
14 September, 2015. 16:20
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
#BREAKING ABC reporters have been unable to locate the whereabouts of Opposition Leader, Bill Shorten MP, following the...
Julia Gillard mentors Malcolm Turnbull ahead of leadership showdown
14 September, 2015. 15:36
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FORMER PRIME MINISTER Julia Gillard has reportedly visited the openly-republican communications minister Malcolm Turnbull this morning...
NRL Clubs Rush To Sign Rising Young, Quite Obviously Problematic And Anti-Social, Star
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
As The National Rugby League enters the opening rounds of finals footy for 2018, many clubs are looking back at an unpredictable...
Reclaim Australia Movement Declares “War On The Betoota Advocate”
11 September, 2015. 05:00
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The Betoota Advocate has today been informed that we are to expect an abundance of hate mail and offensive...
